http://summapolitico.blogspot.com/2012/12/now-accepting-nominations-for-ziggy.html
and the winner is
THIS STATUE, MADE EITHER OF
[1 URANIUM-ENRICHED IRAQ-WAR-DERIVED ORDNANCE
[2 STEEL ALLOY, ENCHROMED
[3 PLAIN CAST IRON or
[4 DEGRADED, POCK-MARKED ALUMINUM
in miniaturized lapel-pin-sized form
IN THE ORDER OF VOTES RECEIVED
a) One vote for Kermit the Frog
b) which vote I suspect was meant to be for the
man who in honor of the extra-ordinary long-lasting destabilizing
"Ziggy" effect that his actions in the early 1950s had, and despite
the passage of time, and the inertness of the national memory, went to
KERMIT THE ROOSEVELT who brought you the overthrow of Mossadegh,
the installation of the Shah of Shahs and you remember the rest and the
great love that the "Great Satan" enjoys - 32 votes.
c) then the person for whom the award is named, Zbigniev "Ziggy"
Brzezinski received hundreds of votes, of course, for his and Jimmy Carter's
destabilization of Afghanistan in 1979. Often jointly with CIA Casey who
did his part to create the world wide Mujaheddin to fight in the nicely
destabilized Afghanistan - which is why the award takes the shape of a
dog - a country thrown to the "dogs of war."
d) But by far the overwhelming number of votes went to
"MOTHER" - the mother of invention of destabilization, the
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY - because it has been uniquely able to
create never-ending havoc, and propel "history" from one fiasco
to the other. Its "realistic" "intelligence" gives stupidity a good name!
As soon as the U.S. Senate confirms "Torture & Drone" Brennan -
that is, pro-forma - after a bit of the usual song and dance -
he will receive the mold from which the original was cast
so that he can create decal-sized replicas for the boys and girls at Langley. -
Its weight of course varies depending on the metal. The Uranium
enriched pin comes in at 2.3 ounces, the aluminum, pockmarked and degraded,
at less than half an ounce.
The ordinary citizen can obtain these pins from
Myron Toback, Inc.'s subsidiary shop in Truth & Consequences in New Mexico
after first paying the appropriate deferential visit to the neighboring Rio Grand hamlet, Elephant Butte
where Rudolf Guiliani has a shoveling shop.
Myron Toback, Inc.
25 West 47th Street
New York, NY 10036
(212) 398-8300
(212) 869-0808 Fax
www.myrontoback.com
http://summapolitico.blogspot.com/2012/12/now-accepting-nominations-for-ziggy.html
